This is How I Dealt....

In an effort to cope with the loss of FB, every time I had an urge to update my status I wrote it down on paper.  So over the past 40 days, this is what I came up with....

• You'll never be another bitch in a dress.
• What's Hunky Dory? It's how awesome people say, "Great".
• Get a life, and then come talk to me. -EMB
• Heaven is so much better than Hell.  You should really come up here. -AF
• Some lady just told me that she couldn't give me a recorded statement right now.  She doesn't have time, because she is doing something for the President....true or false? 
• OTH was OTH
• I'm not only dying, I'm dead
• Grey's are you kidding me.  Cutting that kids head open  Gaaaaaaross. 
• Hungover for the first time since....I can't remember. 
• Thank You, Grilled Cheesus. 
• My president is black, my lambo is blue, and I'll be damned if my rims ain't too. 
• Little Orphan A-hole
• I was booooooooooooooooooorn, to love you.  I was booooooooorn to lick your face.  I was booooooooooooooorn to rub you, but you were born to rub me first.  
• Just ate dinner with the Jay-Zs.  
• Those mustaches, you gotta Nair that shit
• You is some handsome boys
• Midnight, all alone in the daylight
• I don't get drunk, I get awesome. 
• Before we duet, we're gonna do it.
• Stay sad, I'll be back
• Eat the sword. 
• I want chicken pot pie. 
• The dog is happy, and we have pickles.
• Hot like Eskimos. 

Done and done.  Back on FB, and it's like I never left.  Oh well....on with my life.